Sunday, July 8, 2018

22 points of life before turning 22- pessimist edition

the title kinda says it all, writing this in a large sized font, just in case.

1. sharing deep dark issues about yourself online would not make it any better but you’re gonna do it anyway.
2. wasting energy just to be angry at someone would just bite you in your ass right after, but you’re still a bitter bitch
3. crying does help, big time brah. alone or with friends, crying is still the way to release the stress you caused yourself
4. ordering plain water is the best way to save money but you’re still gonna order iced tea right after so,,fuck it and chug down the sugar
5. staring at your crush hoping he would like you is the dumbest thing ever but you’re still gonna do it for another 20 years
6. wishing to be skinny won’t make you skinny in two seconds lol
7. seeing your friends getting married isn’t really a weird thing anymore, find new things to weird yourself out, like the fact that there’s a shorter route to Pasar Seksyen 6 from UiTM
8. are you really a heavy smoker or are you really just super stressed out?? the answer is you. are. both.
9. waking up in the morning and stumbling upon snacks on the floor is a real thing. stepping on a charger is worse
10. you cried at the end of the semester because you actually regret the classes you skipped
11. trying to be religious isn’t gonna solve your issues, fixing it does. surprise, surprise!
12. there’s nothing wrong with eating 2 XXL bars of chocolates at once when you break down. except maybe an early diabetes
13. seeing couple photos on social medias is the reason why you feel lonely, but you’re less likely to stop scrolling
14. kill all mosquitoes in the world, dengue fever is the real bitch
15. slowly crossing the street hoping cars would run you down so that you won’t have to sit for a test is a bad idea cos your wishes usually do not really come true
16. when they say recreational drugs is the answer, they are just spoiled rich kids. but you're not rich nor are you a spoiled kid..just tone this down will you
17. the moment you find a guy you can talk to for more than 2 days is the moment you know fairytales are true. so far you’re only the witch in Snow White.
18. making yourself vulnerable in an online site where anonymous users can attack you will not make it any better, except for the thrilling part that someone actually dare to send you hate.
19. signing up for a school to learn to listen to other people’s legal problem for a living is seriously a living hell. also they say, lawyers go to hell.
20. the old Malay thing that says guys who are attracted to you physically are not good guys are true. physical affection is nothing as compared to the emotional and romantic ones, but of course at 22, you wouldn’t know shit and jumped right to it any way. learn your damn lessons.
21. writing doesn’t really help you anymore, but don't stop.
22. you’re most of the time hopeless, but at least you’re still breathing. cherish it while you still can!

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